Got a funny personal experience you’d like to see in print?
Or a very embarrassing moment?
Klutzy, Stupid, Goofy, Silly?
Share your stories here and if I use it in a future book,
your name will appear in the acknowledgments and
you will receive an autographed book.
Please – no book ideas, just funny little snippets of life. I already have
several future books in the Murder Blog Mystery series already lined out
and don’t want to get side-tracked by your wonderful book idea.
A sweet little story that I plan to use…
Several years ago a dear friend told me this one:
Her boyfriend had given her a lovely little bonsai tree. She set it on her fireplace mantle and then promptly forgot about it. Never watered it. Nothing. I guess she figured a bonsai does not actually need any care.
One day, her boyfriend-now fiance was coming for a visit, so while tidying up, she moved the plant to dust and a chunk cracked off and fell to the floor. Dead – as in petrified dead.
Worried that his feelings would be hurt, she glued the chunk back on and sprayed it a fresh forest green.
On their thirtieth anniversary, he gave her a plastic bonsai. Ahhhh….